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quotes[1]="<div class=news>A bonnie bride is suin buskit an a short horse is suin wispit.</div><div class=text>A pretty bride needs little decoration; a small horse little grooming. </div>";
quotes[2]="<div class=news>A cock aye craws best on his ain midden-heid.</div><div class=text>A Rooster crows best when on his own perch.</div>";
quotes[3]="<div class=news>Auld saws spak suith.</div><div class=text>Old proverbs tell the truth. </div>";
quotes[4]="<div class=news>Auld speugies is ill tae tame.</div><div class=text>It's difficult to teach an old dog new tricks. </div>";
quotes[5]="<div class=news>Better a fremmit freend nor a freend fremmit.</div><div class=text>Better a stranger for one's friend than a friend who has become a stranger. </div>";
quotes[6]="<div class=news>Better a tuim hoose nor an ill tainant.</div><div class=text>Better an empty house than a bad tenant. </div>";
quotes[7]="<div class=news>Better ma freends thinks me fremmit as fashious.</div><div class=text>Better my friends think me stranger due to seldom visits than troublesome due to too many. </div>";
quotes[8]="<div class=news>Flee laich, flee lang.</div><div class=text>Fly low, fly long. </div>";
quotes[9]="<div class=news>Gie a beggar a bed an he'll pey ye wi a loose.</div><div class=text>Give a beggar a bed and he will repay you with lice. No good deed goes unpunished.</div>";
quotes[10]="<div class=news>Gie yer tung mair holidays nor yer heid.</div><div class=text>Give your tongue more holidays than your head. </div>";
quotes[11]="<div class=news>It's a blate chittie that maks a prood moose.</div><div class=text>A shy cat makes a proud mouse. </div>";
quotes[12]="<div class=news>It's an ill bird that fyles it's ain nest.</div><div class=text>It is an evil bird that destroys its own nest. It's an evil person who harms one's own. </div>";
quotes[13]="<div class=news>Little wit to the heid mak's a lot o' rinnin' tae the feet. </div><div class=text>Little intelligance makes a lot of footwork. Unplanned work takes longer to finish</div>";
quotes[14]="<div class=news>Monie wirds, muckle drouth. </div><div class=text>Many words, much thirst.</div>";
quotes[15]="<div class=news>Niver tak a forehaimer tae brak an egg. </div><div class=text>Never use a sledgehammer to crack an egg. </div>";	
quotes[16]="<div class=news>Raise nae mair deils nor ye can lig. </div><div class=text>Don't start anything you can't stop. </div>";
quotes[17]="<div class=news>Jouk an lat the jaw gang by.</div><div class=text> Jump and let the splash go past, be ready to side-step trouble</div>";
quotes[18]="<div class=news>Ne'er finnd faut wi ma shuin unless ye pey ma souter. </div><div class=text>Never find fault with my shoes, unless you pay my cobbler. <br>Don't criticise something you know nothing about. </div>";
quotes[19]="<div class=news>Ne'er lat yer gear owergang ye.</div><div class=text>Never let your stuff overwhelm you. Pride not yourself in your riches. </div>";
quotes[20]="<div class=news>Ne'er pit yer haund oot faurer nor yer sleeve will rax.</div><div class=text>Never put your hand out farther than the sleeve will cover. Spend no more than you can afford.</div>";
quotes[21]="<div class=news>Makna tuim ruise.</div><div class=text>Bestow no empty praise. </div>";
quotes[22]="<div class=news>Thay are fremmit freends that canna be fasht.</div><div class=text>They are strange friends who can't be bothered. </div>";
quotes[23]="<div class=news>There's aye dung aifter the Lord Mayor's Show.</div><div class=text>There's always crap with politicians</div>";
quotes[24]="<div class=news>We niver dee'd o winter yit.</div><div class=text>We never died of winter yet, or We'll survive.</div>"; 
quotes[25]="<div class=news>We can shape wir bairn's wyliecoat but canna shape thair weird.</div><div class=text>We can shape our childrens clothes but not their fate.</div>";
quotes[26]="<div class=news>Warm eneuch, braw eneuch!</div><div class=text>Warm enough, fashionable enough!</div>";
quotes[27]="<div class=news>The king aye comes the cadger's wye.</div><div class=text>The king comes in the back door. Something good coming unexpectedly.</div>";
quotes[28]="<div class=news>The keeng ligs doun an the warld rins roond.</div><div class=text>The King Lies down and the world still spins. No man is indispensable.</div>"; 
quotes[29]="<div class=news>The pruif ee pudden's ee the preein o't.</div><div class=text>The proof of the pudding is in the tasting.</div>";
quotes[30]="<div class=news>A smaa buss is better nor nae bield.</div><div class=text>A small bush is better than no shelter. </div>";

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